I mean, in my mind, he's just hotter. But in the last book, I couldn't get through all of his whining in his narrative. :\

Post edited at 6:50 pm on Oct. 14, 2008 by Disposition

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"call me up before your dead, we can make some plans instead
send me an IM, I'll be your friend
so I'll curate some situations, make my job a big vacation
and I'll say fck Bush and fck this war"

But I want Edward...

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I am fluent in Sarcasm

Edward - Vampire. Would gladly kill you as soon as look at you, but doesn't because he's a 108 year old virgin (108! There is something wrong there!). Stalks the girls he "loves." Is condescending in his thoughts about them. All but pees on them. Has no personality other than "RAAR I KILL YOU" and "awww, I love Bella!"

Jacob - Werewolf. Would gladly kill you as soon as look at you, but doesn't because he's emo enough already. Stalks the girls he "loves." Is condescending in his thoughts about them. All but pees on them. Is a pedophile. Has slightly more personality than Edward (werewolf snark ftw), but is still mostly varying between rageful, despondent and in love with Bella.

Mike - Normal, sane human being.

I don't know, that's a real tough one.  

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Let yourself be enchanted,
You just might break through
To ever ever after