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Things my mother has told me...
that are utterly ridiculous or weird
Replies: 75 — Last Post July 8 3:04pm by barnabas
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Porcelina


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Actually, the scarring ones really aren't funny either. I tend to be the only person that thinks they're remotely funny, just because I know the complete extent of a drunken crazy woman that my mother usually is.

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Well, that just sucks then. =[

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Eh, it's a source of amusement.

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You could die on a elevator.   Haven't you been watching the news?

My Mom still believes that I am gay.  She keeps asking me at odd times that if I was gay, would I come out to her.

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How does that even happen?

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Quote: from OLPFan200 at 2:06 am on May 14, 2008
Not yet Aussie, waiting for a suitable time.
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I say wait till she's in the shower and scream it through the bathroom door...that way she can't come after you.

Downside is she does and slips on the tiles and cracks her skull...

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My mom can barely hear me when I talk normally to her face to face. There's no way she could hear me if I shouted through a door while the shower was running. Which kinda makes it more tempting...

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Do itttttt.
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I will as soon as your private jet is ready to fly me there.

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Quote: from GdFtherOFCOWS at 6:05 pm on May 14, 2008
You could die on a elevator.   Haven't you been watching the news?

My Mom still believes that I am gay.  She keeps asking me at odd times that if I was gay, would I come out to her.

Hahaha notice how it says KIDS, not 21 year old women. And I'm not going to wear the big clunky ones either, the cute mary janes.

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My mother knocks on the underside of the table and isn't happy until one of us goes and checks the door- even though we know it's her.



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Quote: from Blank black at 12:34 pm on May 15, 2008
My mother knocks on the underside of the table and isn't happy until one of us goes and checks the door- even though we know it's her.  

Hahahahhahah seriously? That's precious!

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Quote: from RachLeigh13 at 11:28 am on May 15, 2008
Hahaha notice how it says KIDS, not 21 year old women. And I'm not going to wear the big clunky ones either, the cute mary janes.

YOU ARE A CHILD.  B CARE FULL

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Quote: from RachLeigh13 at 12:27 am on May 16, 2008
Quote: from Blank black at 12:34 pm on May 15, 2008
My mother knocks on the underside of the table and isn't happy until one of us goes and checks the door- even though we know it's her.

 

Hahahahhahah seriously? That's precious!
She also uses her mobile to call the house phone if she's over the other side of the house instead of calling for us.

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But you don't dare unlock the door and look in.
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Quote: from Blank black at 7:47 am on May 16, 2008
Quote: from RachLeigh13 at 12:27 am on May 16, 2008
Quote: from Blank black at 12:34 pm on May 15, 2008
My mother knocks on the underside of the table and isn't happy until one of us goes and checks the door- even though we know it's her.    

 

Hahahahhahah seriously? That's precious!
She also uses her mobile to call the house phone if she's over the other side of the house instead of calling for us.

My step-mother used to text my cell when dinner was ready, instead of walking to my room. Of course, with the delay, I would be late for dinner, and be out $0.15 for the text.

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